Welcome back to the airwaves, pop culture fans, as we tune into ten infamous movie flops that tried to conquer toy aisles.
Hollywood loves a good merchandise empire, but sometimes the big-budget blockbuster sinks at the box office before kids even rip open the plastic packaging. Grab your favorite Saturday morning snack as we broadcast ten real toy lines created for films that stumbled hard on the silver screen.
David Lynch directed this ambitious sci-fi adaptation that cost roughly 40 million dollars but grossed only 30.9 million dollars in North America. Toy maker LJN released a line of action figures featuring Paul Atreides and Baron Harkonnen alongside a massive Sandworm toy. Marketing dark sci-fi spice politics to elementary school kids didn't pay off at retail.
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Sylvester Stallone put on the helmet for a 90 million dollar adaptation of the 2000 AD comic that fizzled at the box office and drew scathing reviews. Mattel rolled out a full action figure line of Dredd and his enemies, betting on a blockbuster that never arrived. The lawgiver ended up presiding over a lot of very quiet toy shelves.
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This groundbreaking live-action video game film cost 48 million dollars and scraped together under 39 million dollars globally. ERTL produced action figures and vehicles based on the movie's grungy dystopian look rather than the cheerful Nintendo games. Young fans hoping for colorful Mario action were confused by dark sci-fi figures that felt completely alien.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger starred in this meta action spectacle that cost 85 million dollars and suffered at the box office against Jurassic Park. Mattel launched an extensive toy line starring fictional action star Jack Slater with spring-loaded weapons and stunt cars. The figures flopped alongside the film, resulting in heavy price cuts at department stores.
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Alec Baldwin stepped into the fedora of the classic pulp hero for a 40 million dollar movie that pulled in a weak 48 million dollars worldwide. Kenner produced a matching 5-inch action figure line equipped with quick-draw pistol action and villainous henchmen. The vintage crimefighter failed to capture young imaginations, sending the figures straight to clearance racks.
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Kevin Costner starred in a post-apocalyptic sea adventure whose record-breaking 175 million dollar budget netted only 88 million dollars in domestic theaters. Kenner gambled on a full line of action figures and a giant floating Trimaran boat playset. Kids were hesitant to buy action figures based on a bleak adult water world, drowning sales.
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Joel Schumacher directed this neon superhero sequel that made money worldwide but was savaged by critics and fans, freezing the Batman film series for eight years until Batman Begins. Kenner flooded toy aisles with neon-painted Batman, Robin, and Batgirl variants tailored specifically for toy sales. The movie bombed with critics and left behind a colorful mountain of unsold plastic suits.
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Cannon Films adapted Mattel's He-Man toy line into a live-action movie with Dolph Lundgren, and it bombed, grossing only around 17 million dollars. Mattel had tie-in figures ready to ride the film's coattails, but the flop helped push the already-fading Masters of the Universe line off the shelves for good. The most powerful man in the universe couldn't save his own movie.
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Will Smith and Kevin Kline brought steampunk espionage to the Old West in a 170 million dollar movie that grossed 222.1 million dollars globally and failed to turn a profit. X-Toys produced figures and a mechanical spider toy alongside a massive fast food tie-in. The overhyped summer blockbuster ended up delivering leftover toys to bargain bins everywhere.
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Universal poured over 200 million dollars into adapting the classic board game into an alien invasion movie that managed just 65 million dollars domestically. Hasbro created KRE-O building block sets and alien figures to turn the film into a brick-building empire. The movie lost over 100 million dollars, sinking the matching building sets alongside it.
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